-The Ifrithorn Saloon-
Gridania's Local Honky Tonk Bar

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(WHETHER IT'S DAY OR NIGHT, YOU MUST BE 21+ TO ENTER THIS ESTABLISHMENT!)
(NO SHOES, NO SHIRT? NO SERVICE! KEEP IT CIVIL & COME PROPER!)
(OTHERWISE, YOU WILL BE TURNED AWAY AND PUT ON OUR BLACKLIST!)
(TODAY'S PRICE IS NOT YESTERDAY'S PRICE! PLEASE CHECK OUR MENU BEFORE ORDERING!)
(THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING AND TWELVE BLESS Y'ALL!)
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Howdy!
When Are Open On
Monday & Friday
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Monday Night Open Mic: 9pm to 12am (EST)
Friday Night Boot Scootin': 10pm to 2am (EST)
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We often get asked..."What Are Y'all About?"Howdy there, partner! We are a Honkey Tonk located in the heart of the woods near Gridania inside of a small cottage. During the day, we are host to select group of outlaws and adventurers known as The Wild Bunch that seek to collect on bounties. After the sun goes down, we turn tail & burrow into the Honky Tonk part of it, gettin' the joint jump hotter than the fire from the Seven Hells. We invite storytellers, musicians, dancers, theatre troupes, and many other types of unique entertainers from every corner of Eorzea to come & perform for our bar-going family. We also enjoy having gamblers and game players in our upstairs area for an array of pool, darts, and card games, but we don't have much room upstairs for much more other than that. We bring in all sorts of folks from every walk of life. All are welcome at our place! We wanna know your name & hear your story, so don't hesitate to pull up a chair or a stool to tell us your tale! We got plenty of food as well as many kinds of spirits, wines & mixed drinks for you to delight in. We are most famous for our unique & exotic whiskey known as Ardbert. Our menu is everchanging, and will continue to evolve over time.While we can all get a bit rowdy at times, we ask that you respect your fellow patron while spendin' time here. Always stay humble 'n kind! It's generally good advice in life, and while we ain't one to talk politics or religions (it's not allowed), bein' kind and humble is something we preach here a lot. Kindness goes a long way! Our golden rule is to treat others as you wish to be treated. If you want to be respected and well-liked, then you need to be the same way towards others in kind. Maybe you'll make a friend along the way! Failure to keep our little space drama-free will result in expulsion and you will be put on a Do-Not-Serve Blacklist to all of our staff. Don't make our bouncers have to get their hands dirty 'n use their boots for kickin' up more than wind on the dance floor!Thank you for checkin' out our fine little establishment! We hope to see y'all there!
And if ya been here before, then y'all come back now, y'hear?!Thank Ye Kindly,
~ -C'♥'C- ~



Corissa Chimera
Owner/Operator/Bartender of "The Ifrithorn Saloon"Corissa spent a lot of her time traveling Eorzea as a nomad, making the world her home. Originally waking up near Gridania with amnesia, she has only remembered pieces of her past through the help of friends and adventures. She spent much of her time at sea, becoming a Marauder for many years. After her sea life, she traded her water for trees and decided to retire in the forest. She grew up around Pugilists all of her life, learning to fight with her fists and entering many fight clubs along her journey. After getting a little too wild with her life and nearly spiraling out beyond return from drinking and drugs, she conquered her addictions through learning to dance and establishing this small space in a little cottage in the middle of a forest. She has mostly retired from her adventuring days, but will occasionally take up a contract to better hone her skills as a Gunbreaker and a Dancer. Though she will do contract work for the right amount of coin, she would much rather be dancing on stage for her patrons or serving them some great food/drinks. You can find her here often, always mixing up a cocktail or "fixin' up some grub" for a paying patron. Serving her patrons is her passion!
-Carrd-

Unless Stated Otherwise, Monday Night Will Always Be Open Mic Night!
While Friday Entertainment Is Paid, Those At Open Mic Monday WILL NOT Be Compensated!
Also, We WILL NOT Advertise You In Advance For Open Mic Monday!
Open Mic Monday Is FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED! No Reservations!

If You Would Like To Sign Up For Open Mic Monday
Or If You Are Interested In Booking As Entertainment On A Friday,
See Corissa At The Bar (Or DM Her Through Discord!)

If No One Is Playing On Monday, The Bar Will Not Have Music!
(We Are Working On Improving Monday Entertainment In The Near Future!)
(We Apologize, & We Thank You For Understanding!)


ENTERTAINMENT SCHEDULE



November 28th

Tramatic
10pm - Midnight

WKTR / Kitty Twister Radio - DJ Toshi
Midnight - 2am




December 5th

A Realm Reelborn
10pm - 11pm

Kaede Hattersire (Dancer)
11pm - Midnight

Daughters of Etheirys
Midnight - 2am




December 12th

DJ Mystel
10pm to Midnight

Aetheric Strays
Midnight to 2am




December 19th

The North Wind & The Sassy Six
10pm to Midnight

Heavenly Muse
Midnight to 2am




December 26th

PaullyRot (DJ)
10pm - 2am




January 2nd

Sylven (Bard Soloist)
Midnight to 2am




January 9th

Garden of Stars
10pm to Midnight





January 16th







January 23rd







January 30th







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