-The Ifrithorn Saloon-
Gridania's Local Honky Tonk Bar

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(WHETHER IT'S DAY OR NIGHT, YOU MUST BE 21+ TO ENTER THIS ESTABLISHMENT!)
(NO SHOES, NO SHIRT? NO SERVICE! KEEP IT CIVIL & COME PROPER!)
(OTHERWISE, YOU WILL BE TURNED AWAY AND PUT ON OUR BLACKLIST!)
(TODAY'S PRICE IS NOT YESTERDAY'S PRICE! PLEASE CHECK OUR MENU BEFORE ORDERING!)
(THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING AND TWELVE BLESS Y'ALL!)
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Howdy!
When Are Open On
Monday & Friday
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Monday Night Country Club: 9pm to 1am (EST)
Friday Night Boot Scootin': 10pm to 2am (EST)
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We often get asked..."What Are Y'all About?"Howdy there, partner! We are a Honkey Tonk located in the heart of the woods near Gridania inside of a small cottage. During the day, we are host to select group of outlaws and adventurers known as The Wild Bunch that seek to collect on bounties. After the sun goes down, we turn tail & burrow into the Honky Tonk part of it, gettin' the joint jump hotter than the fire from the Seven Hells. We invite storytellers, musicians, dancers, theatre troupes, and many other types of unique entertainers from every corner of Eorzea to come & perform for our bar-going family. We also enjoy having gamblers and game players in our upstairs area for an array of pool, darts, and card games, but we don't have much room upstairs for much more other than that. We bring in all sorts of folks from every walk of life. All are welcome at our place! We wanna know your name & hear your story, so don't hesitate to pull up a chair or a stool to tell us your tale! We got plenty of food as well as many kinds of spirits, wines & mixed drinks for you to delight in. We are most famous for our unique & exotic whiskey known as Ardbert. Our menu is everchanging, and will continue to evolve over time.While we can all get a bit rowdy at times, we ask that you respect your fellow patron while spendin' time here. Always stay humble 'n kind! It's generally good advice in life, and while we ain't one to talk politics or religions (it's not allowed), bein' kind and humble is something we preach here a lot. Kindness goes a long way! Our golden rule is to treat others as you wish to be treated. If you want to be respected and well-liked, then you need to be the same way towards others in kind. Maybe you'll make a friend along the way! Failure to keep our little space drama-free will result in expulsion and you will be put on a Do-Not-Serve Blacklist to all of our staff. Don't make our bouncers have to get their hands dirty 'n use their boots for kickin' up more than wind on the dance floor!Thank you for checkin' out our fine little establishment! We hope to see y'all there!
And if ya been here before, then y'all come back now, y'hear?!Thank Ye Kindly,
~ -C'♥'C- ~

MEET OUR STAFF

Corissa Chimera
Owner/Operator/Bartender of "The Ifrithorn Saloon"Corissa spent a lot of her time traveling Eorzea as a nomad, making the world her home. Originally waking up near Gridania with amnesia, she has only remembered pieces of her past through the help of friends and adventures. She spent much of her time at sea, becoming a Marauder for many years. After her sea life, she traded her water for trees and decided to retire in the forest. She grew up around Pugilists all of her life, learning to fight with her fists and entering many fight clubs along her journey. After getting a little too wild with her life and nearly spiraling out beyond return from drinking and drugs, she conquered her addictions through learning to dance and establishing this small space in a little cottage in the middle of a forest. She has mostly retired from her adventuring days, but will occasionally take up a contract to better hone her skills as a Gunbreaker and a Dancer. Though she will do contract work for the right amount of coin, she would much rather be dancing on stage for her patrons or serving them some great food/drinks. You can find her here often, always mixing up a cocktail or "fixin' up some grub" for a paying patron. Serving her patrons is her passion!
-Carrd-

Rennes Brulant
Gatherer/Astrologian/Greeter for "The Ifrithorn Saloon"
Rennes showed up in the Shroud shortly after the Calamity and spent much of the following years simply eking out a quiet life in the woods, occasionally making his way into the villages or the capital to trade and learn a bit more about what the world has to offer. Though primarily a forager and gatherer, he has recently made the trek up to Ishgard now and then and started taking lessons in reading the cards and stars. Now he aims to practice his trade and hopefully offer you some small blessings to your future! He can usually be found in the games room early on Friday nights, welcoming folks to the establishment. Come by and say hello - he’d love to meet you!-Carrd-

Marisa Takeuchi
Pizza Crafting Virtuoso for "The Ifrithorn Saloon" & "Puku Pizza"
Corissa met Marisa on a rainy day at The Ifrithorn Saloon through a delivery of her wonderful, well-crafted specialty of food: pizza! Marveling at her prideful & careful craftsmanship of the delicious doughy treat, the two bonded over talks of cooking & their love for a mutual favorite: barbeque, pineapple, & Ul'Dah ham pizza! Corissa agreed to help Marisa with learning more hand-to-hand combat skills in exchange for pizza. She also comes to her aid as an extra bodyguard to escort her when needed for especially dangerous or long-distance deliveries. In exchange for that service, Marissa has agreed to help in aiding to provide pizza for her kitchen during special events hosted at The Ifrithorn Saloon. If you are ever present at one of these events, you may see her serving up her famous pizza to a crowd of hungry people at a firebrick oven behind the bar.-Carrd-

OUR VIP LIST

This is a list of many who have not only invested in us,
but whom continue to show us support through their patronage.
This list has been made to showcase out appreciation for being not just patrons, but partners.
If you would like to be added to this list, we have tiered options for your convenience.

YEARLY - 20 MIL
_{[Up to 50 free bottles, 60 free meals, & 120 free pieces of gamba cake.]
[Access to our CWLS for staff.]
[Much more to be added later!]}

MONTHLY - 2 MIL
_{[Up to 4 free bottles, 5 free meals, & 10 free pieces of gamba cake.]
[More to be added later!]}

NIGHTLY - 500k
_{[Up to 1 free bottle and one free meal, as well as a two free pieces of gamba cake.]}

Styrmborne Wrathguard - 11/21/2025
(Your Name?)

OOC NOTE:
((After deliberations, our previous policy has been changed. We feel it is better to balance experience, immersion, & purses through this new change. Thank you for understanding.))

((All items require actual OOC gil, as we will be giving you an OOC item! ))
((Check our pricing, as they may change randomly with each opening!))
((Though tips are always welcomed, they are never required!))
((While Ifrithorn will may charge OOC gil and hand out items, our vendors may not!))
((Always ask our vendors about their policy before making any transactions!))

DRINK MENU

Note: Unless specified otherwise, our drinks
will come served to you in mason jars, except for wine & shots.

Bottles of Wine contain 5 glasses.
Bottles of Spirits contain 16 shots.

Ales:Gridanian Ginger Ale
- Local to us, this is probably the cheapest drink you're able to get at our bar!
(...well, besides the fountain water - which is free.)
4k per mason jar

Puckery Monk
- Our house specialty ale with strong notes of a swirly citrus & a lemony bite!
6k per mason jar

Wines:

Lowland (La Noscean) - Our Only White Wine, but it's cheap!
10k per glass - 50k per bottle

Lominsan Sour (La Noscean) - Our Only Red Wine, but it's cheap!
10k per glass - 50k per bottle

Selections of Whiskey:
Fireball
- House Whiskey mixed with a strong amount of Cinnamon
15k per shot - 225k per bottle

Ardbert Hylfyst
- A speciality found nowhere else in Eorzea, this rare whiskey is aged in barrels
made from white oak wood & aged for at least five years or more!
15k per shot - 225k per bottle

Other Spirits:
Admiral Merlwyb
- A blend of various rums mixed in-house, this is the only rum we offer to our patrons.
15k per shot - 225k per bottle

Garlean Vodka
- Our only vodka, and the most expensive spirit on out menu. It comes
exclusively from a totally non-questionable contact in Ishgard.
20k per shot - 300k per bottle

White Lightning
- Our only moonshine, and it comes from the same source as our vodka.
Don't ask us questions about it and we won't ask you any either!
20k per shot - 300k per bottle

Costa del Sol Rum
- Coconut Rum from Costa del Sol that is
not as strong in proof as other spirits,
but it sure is easy to drink a bunch of it!
15k per shot - 225k per bottle

Cocktails:Titan's Spit
- Our twist on an Eorzea classic! A shot of Ardbert
dropped in a 24 onze mug of our house's Citrus-y Sour Ale
25k per drink

Ifrit's Breath
- A double shot of Fireball & a shot of Admiral Merlwyb
blended into an eight-ounce glass of Thavnairian Chai
35k per drink

Mors
- Our twist on a Bozjan delight! Lingonberry-flavoured juice mixed with
two shots of Garlean vodka and three shots of Costa de Sol Rum.
50k per drink

BEAT THE BOTTLE:
Our Shot Drinkin' Gamba Challenge

"Can you drink the bottle, or will the bottle drink you?!"You must buy one of our bottles of liquor to participate.
This is played with only our liquor bottles. There are seven rounds.
Each rolls is a shot. Each round, you have a number to beat with your dice roll[s].
For certain rounds, you roll more than once,
& the lowest number rolled for that round is what will be used against the number to beat.If you beat seven rounds, you'll win 2mil and be posted in our Bottle Beatin' Hall o' Fame.You're welcome to play the challenge as much as you want, but if you make it to the end of the bottle & collect your reward or tap out, you cannot attempt the challenge again that same night.

Rounds/Shots	# to Beat	# of Rolls	Tap Out/Walk
1	200	1	---
2	400	1	---
3	500	2	150k
4	600	2	300k
5	700	3	500k
6	800	3	1 Mil
7	900	3	2 Mil

FOOD MENU:
Fixin's From The Kitchen

Note: Items are limited and served until we run out. We restock daily!
Prices for food are 15k, & drinks are 10k each, (unless noted otherwise.)Also, while we do not serve pizza regularly, we do have a lady
who comes in and will make several different types of pizza upon request!
Marisa Takeuchi from Puku Pizza
Her times vary, and she is usually only here for special events.
Check with her for pricing before placing your order.

Breakfast:
Chicken 'n Waffles
Boiled Eggs
La Noscean Toast

All Th' Meats:
Chicken Pasta
Ifrit's Burger
Fish 'n Chips
Ifrit's Tacos

Soups 'n Salads:
Fish Soup
Alligator Salad

Sweets Fer Yer Teeths:
Ginger Cookie
Orange Cookie
Bubble Chocolate

Specialty:
Rumblin' Tumblin' Gamba Shortcake
- 50k per slice (Ifrithorn's twist on an Eorzean classic!)
(Roll the dice: Hit 888 and win 2 million gil!)

Non-Alcoholic MenuSweet Tea
Ishgardian Black Coffee
Thavarian Chai
Apple Juice
Buffalo Milk

Bar Buyout
One hour - 1 Mil
All Night - 3 Mil

Water is available for free all day and night upon request!
It comes in a mason jar from our fountain in the basement.

ENTERTAINMENT
SCHEDULE

The Ifrithorn Saloon is proud to announce that we have not one,
but TWO incredible DJs who will be spinnin' for us every Monday night now!Starting on 12/15/2025, we will be extending our hours of operation by one hour.
We will be open from 9pm to 1am EST, giving both DJs a two hour set.
The DJs and order will be as follows:

Residency Order :

DJ Eiro
9pm - 11pm (EST)

DJ iFritHorn
11pm - 1am

We hope y'all will come out for a rootin', tootin', boot scootin' good ol' time
as our resident DJs spin your favorite country songs all night long!

January 16th

Azerith
10pm - Midnight

Femme Fatale
Midnight - 2am

January 23rd

Onion Quest
10pm to Midnight

Nevaeh Hawkins
Midnight to 2am

January 30th
OUTLAWS NIGHT
(A Night of Pure Punk/Metal Entertainment)

Rage Against The Magitek
10pm - 11pm

Midnyght Morning
11pm -Midnight

The Nightshades
Midnight - 1am

Femme Fatale
1am - 2am

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MORE COMING SOON!
WANT TO PLAY ON OUR STAGE?
REACH OUT TO US FOR BOOKINGS!
FOLLOW US ON DISCORD!

DJ iFritHorn

Looking for a high-quality sound siren to set the mood for your atmosphere? Book DJ iFritHorn for your next eternal bonding, party, club or private event! She specializes in House, Dance, DnB, Country, & YEEDM - but can perform a variety of genres! Upon request during the planning stages, she has been known to provide sets of Trance, Metal, Punk, Classic Rock, Pop, HipHop, & so much more! While she has a standard rate, she is also willing to work with your budget.Please make sure to reach out and speak about the music you would like to hear beforehand, as DJ iFritHorn does not take requests once she has begun performing her live set.For booking, please reach out through Discord.

-The Ifrithorn Saloon- Gridania's Local Honky Tonk Bar